Anastasia flies on a plane, sends and receives some emails, and drinks alcohol. It's absolutely gripping.

http://conjugalfelicity.com/fifty-shades-of-grey/please-dont-hit-me/

I just.

http://conjugalfelicity.com/fifty-shades-of-grey/demeaned-debased-and-abused/

words really are failing me at how to properly describe the badness. 

It's an all-new, all-in-one spork!

http://conjugalfelicity.com/maggie-goes-on-a-diet/

Yet another delightful spork where there is sex and talking and then more sex.

http://conjugalfelicity.com/fifty-shades-of-grey/fisting-in-my-hair/

Also hair is fisted. 

And with that, the tale of Darcy and Elizabeth leading their boring lives finally comes to an end...unless Linda Berdoll decides to pinch out another turd:

http://conjugalfelicity.com/the-ruling-passion/the-eighth-rule/

I can't stop updating!

http://conjugalfelicity.com/fifty-shades-of-grey/a-sensual-warning/

In which there continues to a total lack of a plot, and there are some scenes that somewhere, someone might consider to be sexy, even erotic:

http://conjugalfelicity.com/the-ruling-passion/the-seventh-rule/

http://conjugalfelicity.com/fifty-shades-of-grey/just-gloriously-yummy/

In which Christian Grey reveals more of his control freak tendencies and Ana thinks that's just super hott. 

After a very, very long time off:

http://conjugalfelicity.com/kingdom-alliance/part-seven-his-secret-desire/

It's about contracts, and infringing on basic human rights!

http://conjugalfelicity.com/fifty-shades-of-grey/a-very-moist-and-integral-part/